WOW! Marco Rubio Is a TEXTBOOK Asinine Cartoon Politician

The man repeats himself, word for word in a nearly 30 second talking point, three times in a row. As if he is an actual robot.

This is why I love democracy. And voting. Because it gives you, the voter, the opportunity to decide which mindless robot will have the power to control your life.

And that is beautiful.

You’ll also notice that there are indeed very simple answers to these questions, but that neither of their positions or logic makes any sense. It’s all about which one sounds better at spewing BS. Rubio is obviously stupid enough to the point that he can’t even act human or off the cuff anymore. Christie at least is better at spewing nonsense in a more human sounding way. He’s the better AI.

It’s a broken record personified. It mamash sounds like a cartoon. In fact:

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3 thoughts on “WOW! Marco Rubio Is a TEXTBOOK Asinine Cartoon Politician

  1. I’ve just joined the League of Non-Voters. Our motto is “Don’t blame me!”

    I’m half serious. When offered the choice between a drone like Rubio, or a paranoid like Christie, or a windbag like Trump, I think I’ll choose a cigarette and a firing squad.

    • Of course, you’re spot on about Rubio. Now, get this. I stay far away from the JPost.com. (No good reason to read it, unless you like to minitor idiocy.) However, check out this article from today:

      Israeli Right rallies around Rubio

      LOL!

      The hasbarah robots like the robot!! Surprised?

      Anyway, I think they’re all cartoons. In fact, previously South Park portrayed Bush as the creator of the 9/11 conspiracy theories, Hillary Clinton as having a nuclear bomb hidden,…on her person (decorum prevents my posting its exact location here),and my favorite, Barack and Michelle Obama, McCain, and Palin as jewel thieves working together.

      Lucky for us, South Park next airs int he fall. So, I’m sure you’ll have plenty of inspiration to post more on politicians as cartoons,…not that you’ll need it.

      • If there’s anything that annoys me more and is more pathetic than the Israeli Left, it’s the Israeli Right. Hasbarah leaders are not only robotic, they’re just plain bad at what they do. They go into a football game with basketball jerseys and try to score baskets in the field goal uprights while being pummeled by 300 pound people all on steroids. And then they get up bloodied and try the same thing again.

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