It took the Secret Service Four Days to Figure out the White House was Fired on

This is more proof that the myth of government “elite forces” is just that – a myth. The FBI, the CIA, the NSA, the Secret Service, are all a bunch of stupid bureaucrats that couldn’t get a job in the actual economy producing anything of value. The difference between them and an everyday bureaucrat is that the Secret Service bureaucrats have fancy tools and gizmos and gadgets all made in the private economy by people that produce things. Then Congress takes money from you and buys toys for the Secret Service, whose job it is supposedly to protect the President.

And it took them 4 days to figure out that the White House had been shot at 7 times. They had to be told by the housekeeper who noticed broken glass and a chunk of cement on the floor, because they couldn’t figure it out for themselves, what with the bullet holes and all being so small. I wonder if the White House housekeeper is an illegal immigrant. From the Washington Post:

It took the Secret Service four days to realize that shots had hit the White House residence, a discovery that came about only because a housekeeper noticed broken glass and a chunk of cement on the floor.

If a private security force made this kind of mistake, the whole company would be fired. But remember, none of these people were smart enough to get a real job, either that or they were stupid enough to want to work for the government in the first place.

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