STABBING HACK Before Going Outside, Wear a Newspaper and a Pigskin Jacket

Two more stabbings today. If you’re a Jew walking around Jerusalem or any other place an Arab might try to stab you, or if you’re an Arab and you run into a bunch of crazed Lehava lunatics looking to avenge Jews by stabbing innocent people (makes sense I guess?) here’s a tip.

Before you go outside today, stuff your shirt with two newspapers, front and back. It won’t stop a knife from cutting into you completely, but it’ll probably keep it from going deep enough to kill you. Arm yourself and if you’re attacked, shoot to kill.

It’ll also be helpful to carry around some pork and throw it on any Arab who comes to kill you. Or better yet, wear a pigskin jacket.